Welcome to Flight # 2018
Welcome aboard, we are prepared to take off into the New Year!
Please make sure your attitude and blessings are secured and locked in, in the most upright position! All self-destructive devices should be turned off at this time! All negativity, hurt, and discouragement should be put away!
Should we lose altitude or pressure during flight 2018, reach up and pull down a prayer! Prayers will automatically be followed by faith. Once your faith is activated you can assist other passengers!
For safety regulations - BAGGAGE - is not allowed on this flight!
The captain has cleared us for takeoff. Buckle up, sit back and relax, and enjoy flight 2018 with destination greatness!
On behalf of the entire crew, thank you for flying with us!